Monthly Archives: October 2009

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?

A: It’s Braille for “suck here”.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but “down under.”

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch…

BONUS QUESTION & ANSWER

What is a man’s Ultimate embarrassment?

Answer:

Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose first……

The Why’s of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don’t have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don’t stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail bars.)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don’t know…..it never happened)

( C’mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:

8.WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.)

ha

Keep it going!