Friends are like balloons; once u let them go, u cant get them back. So Im gonna tie u to my heart so I never lose u. Send this to all your friends and see how many you get back. If 4 balloons are returned to you something you have been waiting for a long time will happen!

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Let me see if I understand all this…. IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE TURKEY BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN PRISON!

BUT, IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

– A DRIVERS LICENSE – A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD – WELFARE – FOOD STAMPS – AND, FREE HEALTH CARE?

Oh well sure. That makes perfect sense. [image: []]

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