Monthly Archives: November 2009

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As a woman passes by her daughter’s closed bedroom door, she hears a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she see’s her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, “what are you doing?” The daughter replied, “mom, i’m 35 yrs old, and this thing is about as close as i’ll ever get 2 a husband” Next day, dad hears the same thing. Upon opening the door, he observes his daughter making passionate love 2 her vibrator. Shocked, she says “dad, i’m 35 yrs old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as i’ll ever get 2 a husband” A couple days later mom comes in from shopping and hears the same buzzing coming from the living room. She enters the room and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a beer and staring at the tv & the vibrator on the couch buzzing away like crazy! Wife asked, “what the fuck are you doing?” Husband replies… “I’m watching football with my son inlaw!

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