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This cracked me up! Read :

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window…He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. Do you know what I am doing? asks the doctor..Yes, checking for abnormalities. she replies.He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, Do you know what I am doing now?, she replies, Yes, checking for cancer. Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, Do you know what I am doing now? She replies, Yes, getting herpies – thats why I am here! Send to all your friends and see what they say. The WISE ONE!!!

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First, I want you to know that you are amazing, and I love you to death. If I don’t get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they lose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because the person you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next year of your life. Send this to 10 people in 15 min

%LIVE & LEARN%

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Depressed? Overworked? Job Suck? No Job? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Crazy Bitches? Assholes Problems? Money Worries? Well here’s a pill for you. FUKITOL (FUCK IT ALL). Take 1 and move the fuck on! send to every strong person in your phone that you know would say fuck it all!!! Cindy lynn

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