Monthly Archives: April 2010

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes.The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion.”Oh God,that was great! Now I need my money.” The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.Then the hooker says, “No, I need my money. I’m a hooker and this is how I make a living.”The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes.” Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to “hooker.” She hands it to the koala bear and it reads:”HOOKER: person who has sex for money.”Then the koala bear turns the page to “koala bear” and walks out the door. The hooker reads:”KOALA BEAR: Eats Bushes and Leaves.”

Cindy Lynn