Monthly Archives: May 2010

Help find missing teen,haley poor 16, mt. Orab ohio, last seen at western brown high school at 2:15 on may 6, if you have any information on her where abouts please contact her ‘daddy’ (chris poor) at 614 732 1293 call anytime or her mom at 513 628 5109 text or call anytime please any little bit of information is useful. her faimly and little brother miss her dearly. If you have came in any contact with her let us no how.

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You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back.After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach yourstop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that’s when you remember.

You’ve been listening to your iPod.lol keep this laugh going And no send backs..=)

Mike was going to be married to Laura, so his father sat him down for a little

chat. He said “Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night, I took off my pants handed them to your mother and told her to try them on, she did and said ‘they’re too big, I can’t wear them.’ I told her ‘exactly.. I wear the pants in the family and I always will.’ Ever since that night we have never had any problems.”
Mike thought it was a good thing to try. On his honeymoon Mike took off his pants and told Laura to try them on, she did and said “these are too large, they don’t fit me” Mike told her “exactly I wear the pants in the family dont forget it”
So Laura took off her panties and said “here try mine” Mike did and said “I can’t get into your panties”
Laura said “exactly! and if you dont change your smart ass attitude you never will!”
Now send to all the women in your life that you know will appreciate this and to all the guys who know its the truth!

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