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Monthly Archives: December 2011
2011′s Christmas Joke
Three good ole boys died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter
at the pearly gates.
‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’
The cowboy from Texas fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. ‘It represents a candle’, he said.
‘You may pass through the pearly gates’ Saint Peter said.
The logger from Minnesota reached into his pocket and pulled out a set
of keys. He shook them and said, ‘They’re bells.’
Saint Peter said ‘You may pass through the pearly gates’.
The old Fighter pilot from Georgia started searching desperately
through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, ‘And just
what do those symbolize?’
The old fighter pilot replied, ‘These are Carols.’
And So The Christmas Season Begins……
