New Boss

MMS | Tuesday August 24 2010 12:55 pm | Comments (0)
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If
you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the
facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
Business. He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?”
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make $400 a
Week. Why?”
The CEO said, “Wait right here.” He walked back to his office, came
back in
two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s
four weeks’
Pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back.”
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked,
“Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?”
>From across the room a voice said, “Pizza
delivery guy!.”
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Boycott

MMS | Monday August 2 2010 7:03 pm | Comments (0)
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Illegal’s Boycott Arizona By Leaving
Phoenix, AZ (AP) – Thousands of illegal immigrants are showing their
outrage with Arizona’s controversial new SB-1070 law by boycotting the
state and moving elsewhere.
One example of those who are punishing the state by leaving is illegal
immigrant Manuel Renaldo. As he loaded his stolen car with his family of
twelve’s belongings, Renaldo told this reporter through an interpreter,
“It’s a matter of principle, ‘homes.’ I refuse to be supported by
someplace that treats me like a fucking criminal.”
The affects of the exodus are being felt by Arizona retailers who report
dwindling beer, spray paint, and ammunition sales. Also hit hard are
Arizona hospitals, who have reported a dramatic decline in births and
emergency room visits by illegal aliens. “We’re ecstatic,” said one
administrator for Banner Health in Phoenix. “At this rate we may see a
profit one day.”
The boycott/exodus of Arizona by illegals is expected to grow
exponentially leading up to the law’s starting date.
Renaldo: Leaving for a state that will support him with dignity

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Fwd

MMS | Friday July 30 2010 7:09 am | Comments (0)
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God our Father, walk through my house and take away all my worries and illnesses
and please watch over and heal my family in Jesus name, Amen.
His prayer is so powerful. Pass this to 12 people including me. A blessing is
coming to you in form of a new job, a house, marriage or financially. Do not
break or ask questions. This is a test. Does God come first in your life? If so,
stop what your doing & send it to 12 people now. Watch what He does!

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MMS | Thursday July 1 2010 5:06 pm | Comments (0)
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‘To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.’ When God takes something from your grasp, He’s not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better. ‘The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you’ Something good will happen to you today; something that you have been waiting to hear. Please Do not break! PRAY JUST 27 WORDS. GOD OUR FATHER, WALK THROUGH MY HOUSE AND TAKE AWAY ALL MY WORRIES AND ILLNESSES; AND PLEASE WATCH OVER AND HEAL MY FAMILY @ FRIENDS IN JESUS ‘ NAME.. AMEN This prayer is so powerful. Pass this prayer to 12 people including me. A blessing is coming to you in form of a new job, a house, marriage or financially. Do not break or ask questions.This is a test. Does God come first in your life? If so, stop what your doing & send to 12 people NOW WATCH WHAT HE DOES.

With Love From. Cindy Lynn
$85days$

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