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HOW GIRLS FLIRT:

HOW GIRLS FLIRT:
She steals your things just so you will chase her.
She has a constant smile.
She says random things just so you will pay attention to her.
She hugs you.
She stares up at the sky thinking…about you.
She complains about her hair/make up/clothes etc.
She makes her attraction to you obvious.
Now…..
Make a wish…
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STOP! send this to 10 people and your wish will come true in 3 hours. If you dont :( you will have bad relationships for 2 yrs, AND lose the one you love now!

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HOW GUYS FLIRT:

HOW GUYS FLIRT:
He stares at you alot.
Uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation.
He “hits” you
He mocks you to make you laugh.
He calls you cute or pretty and it makes you smile.
He calls you hun or babe.
He worries about your problems along with his own.
He is protective.
He is always close to you.
He looks STRAIGHT in your eyes.
He listens to you and remembers things you say.
He takes pictures of you even tho you say you hate it.
Now…..
Make a wish…
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STOP! send this to 10 people and your wish will come true in 3 hours. If you dont :( you will have bad relationships for 2 yrs, AND lose the one you love now!

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Airport Screenings Statistics

Year to date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:



Terrorist Plots Discovered              0

Transvestites                              133
Hernias                                    1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases                   3,172
Enlarged Prostates                  8,249

Breast Implants                     59,350
Natural Blondes                             3

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