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Snow is like a…

Snow is like a cock, its measured in inches, soft to the touch, cums when you least expect it and it never gets as deep as you’d like it!

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Snow driving made easy

Snow is as deep as you’d like it. Driving in the snow is like eating pussy. If you don’t slow down and pay attention you could slide into the asshole in front of you.

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Love in the park

I met a girl at the park.
Sparks flew between us instantly, she fell at my feet and I made love to her.
I thought to myself, “These tazer guns are really worth the money!”

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