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Suicidal Tendencies
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan . When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
New Boss
If
you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant Business. He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?” A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make $400 a
Week. Why?” The CEO said, “Wait right here.” He walked back to his office, came
back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s
four weeks’ Pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back.” Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked,
“Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?” >From across the room a voice said, “Pizza
delivery guy!.”
you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant Business. He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?” A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make $400 a
Week. Why?” The CEO said, “Wait right here.” He walked back to his office, came
back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s
four weeks’ Pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back.” Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked,
“Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?” >From across the room a voice said, “Pizza
delivery guy!.”
Boycott
Illegal’s Boycott Arizona By Leaving
Phoenix, AZ (AP) – Thousands of illegal immigrants are showing their
outrage with Arizona’s controversial new SB-1070 law by boycotting the
state and moving elsewhere.
One example of those who are punishing the state by leaving is illegal
immigrant Manuel Renaldo. As he loaded his stolen car with his family of
twelve’s belongings, Renaldo told this reporter through an interpreter,
“It’s a matter of principle, ‘homes.’ I refuse to be supported by
someplace that treats me like a fucking criminal.”
The affects of the exodus are being felt by Arizona retailers who report
dwindling beer, spray paint, and ammunition sales. Also hit hard are
Arizona hospitals, who have reported a dramatic decline in births and
emergency room visits by illegal aliens. “We’re ecstatic,” said one
administrator for Banner Health in Phoenix. “At this rate we may see a
profit one day.”
The boycott/exodus of Arizona by illegals is expected to grow
exponentially leading up to the law’s starting date.
Renaldo: Leaving for a state that will support him with dignity
