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FWD:If someone n ur life made u happy n made miss them all the time awhile they

If someone n ur life made u happy n made miss them all the time awhile they where gone n be the one to text them n tell them how much u love them n miss them too, send this too 10 pepole that u care about n love too n c how many pepole it back to u

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Ask your Husband

A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?

His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone!

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Guts vs Balls.


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There is a medical
distinction between Guts and Balls.

We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls, But do you

really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,

being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask:

‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,

smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping

your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: ‘You’re next,

Chubby.’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

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