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Starwars cat

MMSUSER — Thu, 17 May 2012 00:02:15 +0000

Gamer rule 64

MMSUSER — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 17:36:52 +0000

Go on you know u wanna try it!

Here She Is

MMSUSER — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:08:33 +0000

Here SHE is, the USS New York, made from the World Trade Center !

USS New York It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center . It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft. Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite , LA to cast the ship’s bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept 9, 2003 , ‘those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence,’ recalled d Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. ‘It was a spiritual moment for everybody there.’ Ju

nior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the ‘hair on my neck stood up.’ ‘It had a big meaning to it for all of us,’ he said. ‘They knocked us down. They can’t keep us down. We’re going to be back.’

The ship’s motto? ‘Never Forget’ Please keep this going so everyone can see what we are made of in this country!

What do you see?

MMSUSER — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:54:20 +0000

Try this, friends (not while driving or operating heavy machinery) 1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds. 2. Turn your eyes towards a plain flat surface. 3. Blink your eyes quickly. What do you see?

Eighteen pointer shot in Greene County Georgia

MMSUSER — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 15:36:51 +0000

I shot this 18 pointer off of my porch this morning.
I used KFC scent and smoked a blunt to draw him in close.

New Shirts are in!

MMSUSER — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 20:02:29 +0000

R. Kelly says…

MMSUSER — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:49:15 +0000

2011′s Christmas Joke

MMSUSER — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:16:39 +0000

Three good ole boys died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter
at the pearly gates.

‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’
The cowboy from Texas fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. ‘It represents a candle’, he said.

‘You may pass through the pearly gates’ Saint Peter said.

The logger from Minnesota reached into his pocket and pulled out a set
of keys. He shook them and said, ‘They’re bells.’

Saint Peter said ‘You may pass through the pearly gates’.
The old Fighter pilot from Georgia started searching desperately
through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, ‘And just
what do those symbolize?’

The old fighter pilot replied, ‘These are Carols.’
And So The Christmas Season Begins……

Another Chocolate Warning !!!

MMSUSER — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 14:47:47 +0000

To all you people out there, should temptation cross your path. You’ve been warned.

BE CAREFUL WITH CHOCOLATE…

THIS IS THE RESULT

It makes your head smaller !!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

MMSUSER — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 15:22:33 +0000

Top 12 reasons why your friends may have voted Democratic]

MMSUSER — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 19:09:27 +0000

Subject: top 12 reasons why your friends may have voted Democratic

This is funny and sad. When your “friends” cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this “TOP 12″…

1. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being slaughtered so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND CHANGE”.

12. I voted Democrat because my face is so firmly planted in my a$$, it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

World’s fastest camera!

MMSUSER — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:02:25 +0000

AMAZING!

Have a look at what this camera can do!

Not Drinking with you a$$holes again!

MMSUSER — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 19:58:11 +0000

New Candidate for 2012

MMSUSER — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 21:42:00 +0000

Hope he runs in 2012, at least “he has” what is needed in Washington …….

Why Men Should write Advice Columns

MMSUSER — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 21:22:44 +0000